Minor or Unnamed Characters





Characters in Episode 1

 * Smiley Spoon: The very first character seen in Lincoln Cooks, although sadly a character with very few speaking lines. Has two eyes and a mouth. We cannot rule out the possibilty of his sentience. He aids in the preparation of the macaroni & cheese in Episode One.
 * Dog: In Episode 2, a dog appears at around 3 minutes and 8 seconds into the video. The dog also appears very briefly in Episode One (specifically, the scene in which Lincoln is inhaling helium from a balloon). Possibly belongs to Fat Dan.

Characters in Episode 2

 * Scooby-Doo Cooks: Lincoln's dog, named after the cartoon dog of the same name. Mentioned in Episode 2 and appears for the very first time in I Turned Myself Into A Cookie!!!!!!. According to Lincoln's interview with John in the same episode, the dog has been stolen from someone. There is a chance that this dog formerly belonged to Fat Dan.

Characters in Episode 3 Part 1 & Part 2

 * The Cooks Family: Lincoln's family, who apparently watch the Lincoln Cooks series of videos. Undoubtedly wonderful people, considering that they're related to Lincoln. Known members are Lincoln Cooks, Scooby-Doo Cooks, one unnamed sister, and a son.
 * DieFoodProcessorDie.pnger: The arch-nemesis of Lincoln Cooks and John Gibes, this dangerous cooking appliance is ready to foil any plans of potential cooking success the duo aims to achieve by malfunctioning at random. Try as they might, our heroes are at the mercy of the hate-fueled Blender. But will they wind up victorious? Only time will tell.
 * Picture: At 12:30 in Episode 3 Part 2, a picture of a group of people can be seen on the wall of Micah's room. This picture curiously does not contain Lincoln, but does contain both John and Micah. The group appears to be posing in front of a standee for the movie "Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)".
 * Lincoln'sSonCooks.png of Gourmet Chef: In Episode 3 Pt. 2, Lincoln's son appears to test the pumpkin pie. As of Episode 3 Pt. 2, he remains nameless. Introduced by Micah simply as "the son of a gourmet chef", the young man goes on to say "yes, I am Lincoln's son".
 * Small children: Children seen in Episode 3 Pt. 2 in the window during the timelapse scene. Lincoln has mentioned brandishing a knife at small children, and it is assumed that he is referring to them.
 * NoIDidntJustCopyMicahsFaceTwiceIPromise.png Pumpkin: In a big reveal, Lincoln shows the viewers that he has turned a pumpkin into Micah, which is easily the most accurate thing the viewers will have ever seen. Lincoln's depiction of Micah is a clear indication that art imitates life, given how the two are virtually indistinguishable.

Characters in "I Turned Myself Into A Cookie!!!!!!"

 * Phone Call Recipients: Various characters called by Lincoln in I Turned Myself Into A Cookie!!!!!!. Based on the episode's subtitles, some of the characters have names. The characters and their cookie shape requests are as follows: Osmar, who requested a chef hat; Aldo, who requested a star; "Unknown Man", who requested a diamond sword from Minecraft (and claimed that the phone call was the best he had ever received); "Mystery Man" and Marco, who talked in a confusing way that made it somewhat unclear as to exactly who was doing the suggesting, but ended up cooperatively suggesting that Lincoln make Scooby-Doo and himself.
 * It should be noted that the "Unknown Man" sounds quite a bit like the Son of Gourmet Chef from the previous episode.
 * Sour-patch-family.png Patch Passengers: The passengers in the car-shaped cookie that Lincoln makes for John. They appear to be a family. The members included, according to Lincoln, are "two children...also two children...[and] two adults".
 * Cookie Lincoln: A version of Lincoln Cooks made out of a cookie. Features include thicc thighs, a thicc neck, bulging biceps, a nice smile, and facial hair. His legs were separated from his torso during an accident while cooking, but miraculously he was able to be repaired.