Lincoln Cooks (Character)

Lincoln (full name Lincoln R. Cooks) is the main character of Lincoln Cooks. His strengths are cooking, taste testing, and identifying attractive people. No major weaknesses have been observed, so it would only make sense to assume that he has none.

Connections

 * Allies: John Gibes
 * Enemies: Micah Uren, small children
 * Ambiguous Relationships: Jonah Bakes, Sarah
 * Informants: Alexa
 * People/Organizations That Do Not Sponsor Him (Not A Complete List): Annie's Homegrown
 * Arch-Nemeses: Blender
 * Creations: Sour Patch Children, Sour Patch Adults, Cookie Lincoln
 * Inspirations: The rat in the image in this Tweet

Interactions
John Gibes

Lincoln's interactions with John are largely positive, as one would expect from the star of a show and the cameraman. The two often flirt in the episodes, with Lincoln taking much more initiative on the flirting front.

Micah Uren

Lincoln's interactions with Micah contrast with his interactions with John. The two certainly don't flirt - in fact, Micah often intentionally antagonizes Lincoln as he gives the master cooker his instructions, acting somewhat condescendingly, often prompting Lincoln to lash back verbally. The two seem to have come to a mutual understanding for the good of the series.

Jonah Bakes

Lincoln doesn't interact much with Jonah in the episodes, but when he does it is largely when Jonah is instructing him or demonstrating something for him. Lincoln does seem to consider Jonah an excellent baker and the two seem to be on good terms.

Sarah

Though Sarah is only in one episode, and even then not for very long, she and Lincoln seem to be on good terms. While Lincoln holds her opinion in a high enough regard to have her sample the cookies he has created, he also doesn't take terribly kindly to her criticism. Their relationship is reminiscent of that of a brother and sister - diplomatic, almost.

Son of Gourmet Chef

Lincoln doesn't speak much to his son in his only appearance, but from how Lincoln handles his criticism of his pumpkin pie and Pumpkin Micah, it is clear that the two have a positive father-son relationship.

Outfits

 * Episode One: Green t-shirt and black shorts with a thin white stripe on them.
 * Episode 2: Outfit 1 - Grey shirt, black shorts with a white logo on their left leg, no shoes, and a right Air Pod. Outfit 2 - Green t-shirt and black shorts with a thin white stripe on them.
 * Episode 3 Part 1: Light-blue surgical mask, dark grey t-shirt, black pants, and black socks.
 * Lincolnwillberememberedfondly.pngde 3 Part 2: Outfit 1 - Dark grey t-shirt, black Adidas pants, and black socks. A necklace of some kind is visible, although it goes under his shirt. He also has a light-blue surgical mask, although not all the time. Outfit 2 - A grey Nike jacket and black pants with a white line on them.
 * I Turned Myself Into A Cookie!!!!!!: Blue-grey t-shirt, some kind of necklace (tucked into his shirt), grey sweatpants with a white line running down them, no shoes or socks.

General Trivia

 * Lincoln Cooks was the inspiration for the objectively good YouTube channel of the same name.
 * In Episode One, it is revealed that Lincoln considers mac & cheese to be "[his] favorite meal of someone's".
 * Lincoln has apparently never used eBay, despite also loving it.
 * In Episode 2, Lincoln confirms that he named his dog after Scooby-Doo. The dog is later seen in the interview scene of I Turned Myself Into A Cookie!!!!!!!.
 * At the 14 minutes and 9 seconds mark in Episode 2, we get to see Lincoln realizing for the first time that relish is made out of pickles. You don't get to see someone learn that for the first time everyday. You might want to relish it.
 * Lincoln can't read lips.
 * In Episode 3 Part 1, Lincoln reveals that his family watches the videos.
 * Lincoln has never poured gasoline on a fire.
 * Lincoln doesn't work.
 * As per Episode 3 Part 1, Lincoln has "always wanted to [circumcise a pumpkin]".
 * Alexa said that "Lincoln is one hot boy" so it must be true.
 * Lincoln's favorite food is "probably steak or popcorn".
 * Lincoln has one sibling, who is revealed to be a sister. When asked "why" by John, he responds with "you". When asked "in your opinion, who's better?" by John, he responds enthusiastically with "you one hundred percent, John".
 * In I Turned Myself Into A Cookie!!!!!!, Lincoln reveals that he is willing to do anything for Lincoln Cooks (presumably the channel). This is revealed to include shaving his facial hair.
 * In the episode, Lincoln also reveals that his dog was stolen from someone.
 * Lincoln is attracted to men and not women, as per this Tweet.
 * Lincoln apparently does not have a toaster, evidenced by this Tweet.
 * According to this Tweet, Lincoln takes a German course, and his teacher does not watch Lincoln Cooks.
 * Throughout the episodes of Lincoln Cooks, Lincoln has eaten a variety of foods that are distinct from the foods he prepares in the episodes. These include (but are not limited to) raw butter, Scooby Snacks, helium, a muffin, and Krabby Patty gummies.